Thursday, August 30, 2012

"The Improbable One" Brad



Ever since Brad was a young man, he has been groomed to be a wrestling nerd. Forced to watch hours upon hours of classic Hackenshmidt vs Frank Gotch matches, he to this day can recite every move for their classic 1911 MSG match. The only time he was allowed to not watch wrestling was while sleeping, however he was required to listen to Bobby The Brain Heenen read the audiobook version of the WWF Encyclopedia.

When he was 12, Brad escaped from his "dungeon" and hit the road, wrestling in the independents as "The Mirror Man," he wore a Lucha mask and his gimmick was to counter every single one of his opponents moves. As you would think, this gimmick was not very popular with the guys, and he later had to retire from wrestling after receiving 324 spinebusters in a row from a young Ryback.

Back home, Brad instead devoted his life to only watching and trying to come up with a way to make his mark on wrestling in a different way. Finally just out of high school, Brad attended a RAW in Minnesota, where he sat in the front row. And during this show, Brad began repeating something a popular wrestler at the time, Stone Cold Steve Austin was saying.

Yes ... Brad was the first person to do the "WHAT!?!" chant.

Because of this Brad has had to live most of the rest of his life in hiding, only coming out Tuesday nights to talk about wrestling with the only others who know his true location, his fellow hosts of 3 Count Radio.

Brad's Stats

Favorite Wrestler (All Time): Glacier
Favorite Wrestler (Current): Little Jimmy
Favorite Tag Team: Los Conquistadores
Favorite Match: Rocky vs Thunderlips
Favorite PPV: World War 3 1999
Favorite Finisher: The Small Package
Favorite Feud: Brock Lesnar vs Bill Goldberg
Favorite Wrestling Moment: The Rock's Birthday on RAW in 2011.



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