There is something unsettling about the Ultimate Warrior.
Maybe it was the way he shook the ropes like a madman. Maybe it was because it
sounded like all of his promos were written by Gary Busey. But mostly it was
the fact that he was stone cold insane. There have been many wrestlers that
were supposed to “strike fear” into the hearts of their opponents and fans …
but the Ultimate Warrior did so ... and it was for reals.
THE TOP 10 REASONS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WAS THE SCARIEST
WRESTLER OF ALL TIME
10. His facepaint
was made from the pooled blood of the pig he sacrificed before every match …
and food coloring.
9. Cocaine.
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| Was it being amped up, or trying the shake the feeling back into his arms? |
8. He was sent from God
to rise to the top of professional wrestling using the worst finisher of
all time.
7. His arm tassels cut
off bloodflow to the “Please doesn’t hurt people” part of his brain.
6. To This
Day … He is the only man to have ever Buried Triple H, at Wrestlemania 12.
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| At This Exact Moment, Triple H Declaired "Never Again Good Sirs" |
5. Every hairdresser he
ever had went missing, as no one was allowed to know the secret of his
perfectly feathered hair.
4. He would often create
cyclones backstage from all the spinning during promos.
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| I'm shocked there hasn't been a Hurricane Ultimate Warrior Yet |
3. Rick Rude was the only
man ever to scare him, as his only weakness was seeing his face on another
man’s crotch.
2. His mother was a bull
mastiff … hence all the growling.
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| Say what you want about his balls ... he's the only one to have a Robin's Egg Blue WWF Title |
1. Parts Unknown did not
refer to his hometown, but instead the steroid-mangled mess between his legs.
